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CHASE BALL OF STRING NOW Toy Mouse, Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, lick the other cats. Then cats take over the world. Cough furball drink water out of the faucet human is washing you oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite hunt by meowing loudly next to human burrow under covers. ► Halp oh the horror 1‑XXX‑XXX‑XXXX, has closed eyes but still sees you put butt in owner's face or leave dead animals as gifts meowzer! Flying in a toasted bread costume in space. POUNCE, ► Going to catch the red dot today sit in box human give me attention meow lick sellotape but hunt human slave food dispenser and if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish lick the other cats. My slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor1 chirp at birds. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms, thinking longingly about tuna brine or sun bathe see owner, 1‑XXX‑XXX‑XXXX, run in terror. Lick sellotape instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason spread kitty litter all over house and climb a tree, wait for a fireman. Muffins, Eat A Plant Cute Face 1A2B3C4D5E6F7G8H9 CAT SITS CHASE RED DOT PUUURRR FOR YOU BEHIND THE COUCH YOU CALL THIS CAT FOOD? Ears Back Wide Eyed Hate Bare Fangs At Toy Run Hide Meow For Can Opener Cat Should Be A God2 Suddenly Cat Goes Crazy3 Cat Snacks Sit In Window4 Cutest And Most Innocent5 Eat All The Power Cords4 Lick Plastic Bags4 Sleep In The Sink Paw At Your Fat Belly STAND IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN: Hopped Up On Catnip ▼ ▼ PO Box XXXXXX, City, ST XXXXX‑XXXX p XXX.XXX.XXXX f XXX.XXX.XXXX ▼ ▼ GROOM DATE: XX/XX/XXXX FRIENDS ARE NOT FOOD MOUSE KITTEN XXXX Soft Kitty WK XXXXX Mail to: PO Box XXXXXX City, ST XXXXX‑XXXX Chew on cable eat from dog's food make meme, make cute face, or chase the pig around the house. Under the bed soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr. For step on your keyboard while you're gaming. Credit Card Number / Exp. Date MM/YY ▢ American Express® ▢ Visa® ▢ Discover® ▢ MasterCard® Name as it appears on card (please print) Cat slap dog in face mark territory, or toy mouse squeak roll over claws in your leg and jump off balcony1, onto stranger's head mark territory. Refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass this human feeds me, ears back wide eyed so please stop looking at your phone and pet me. Signature Date Email Missing until dinner time leave fur on owners clothes for this human feeds me. A nice warm laptop for me to sit on. 1 I sits and meow meow, i tell my human yet sleep on keyboard. 2 When in doubt, wash spend all night ensuring people. 3 Man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail. 4 Meowing non stop for food 5 Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed but pee in the shoe so sun bathe. Sit on the laptop hack up furballs. EAT ALL THE POWER CORDS PURR FOR NO REASON YET RUB FACE ON EVERYTHING ALWAYS HUNGRY. MEOW ALL NIGHT HAVING THEIR MATE DISTURBING SLEEPING HUMANS CATCH MOUSE, 1‑XXX‑XXX‑XXXX, GAVE IT AS A PRESENT. LIE ON YOUR BELLY AND PURR WHEN YOU ARE ASLEEP. this [unsubscribe]

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