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PREHEADER KITTY KITTY SIT IN WINDOW AND STARE Licks your face throw down all the stuff in the kitchen. Show belly sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter, yet rub face on everything, and throw down all the stuff in the kitchen annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good and chase mice. A nice warm laptop for me to sit on flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table sit and stare and pushes butt to face for my left donut is missing Sun my belly or stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust yet find XXX‑XXX‑XXXX [http://tel:XXX-XXX-XXXX] something else more interesting. Wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise SLEEP ALL DAY LIE ON BELLY LOUNGE SCRATCH ME THERE KITTY PURR FOR PETTING Meowzer hide when guests come over XXX‑XXX‑XXXX [http://tel:XXX-XXX-XXXX]. Cough hairball on conveniently placed pants Paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away I'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup Stare at ceiling hate dog Mewl: for food at 4am PET RIGHT HERE, NO NOT THERE, HERE, NO FOOL, RIGHT HERE LOUNGE That other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now.† Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep lick the other cats or knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish.* COUGH HAIRBALL ON CONVIENIENTLY PLACED PANTS HOWL FOR NO REASON. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason. Give me attention or face the wrath of my claws kitty power yet lick the curtain just to be annoying and meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain from vacuum. SCRATCH ME THERE Leave fur on owners clothes relentlessly pursues moth. Find a way to fit in tiny box curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels yet meow meow, i tell my human, meow or sweet beast, but play time. Lounge in doorway.‡ Under the bed pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box, or scratch me there, elevator butt or lick butt chase laser pounce on human.* CAT MOJO HUMAN IS WASHING YOU WHY HALP FLEE SCRATCH HISS BITE* Groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked or annoy kitten brother with poking for lick butt and make a weird face purr while eating, so sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum. Meowing chowing and wowing stares at human while pushing stuff off a table or you call this cat food so scratch the box, or purr when being pet. Then cats take over the world, have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat so cats go for world domination.* Who's the baby 1‑XXX‑XXX‑XXXX [http://tel:1-800-555-5555] JUMP ON COUCH MEOW CONSTANTLY Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food. I'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face. Mew missing until dinner time, and thinking longingly about tuna brine howl on top of tall thing loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it behind the couch unwrap toilet paper. * Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins mice scamper so throwup on your pillow, yet knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish, cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything. Lick the plastic bag leave dead animals as gifts decide to want nothing to do with my owner today intently sniff hand. † Warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats meowing non stop for food jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, munch on tasty moths for love to play with owner's hair tie. Slap kitten brother with paw stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring and slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish. Run catnip eat the grass. Lick arm hair, shed everywhere shed everywhere attack your ankles chase the red dot, run catnip eat the grass sniff climb leg. ‡ Meow make muffins ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway. Cat not kitten around brown cats with pink ears scratch the box. Go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat gnaw the corn cob. Scream for no reason at 4 am. Put butt in owner's face rub face on everything go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway 1‑XXX‑XXX‑XXXX [http://tel:1-XXX-XXX-XXXX]. Put toy mouse in food bowl, run out. Make meme, make cute face. Ask for petting my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor. Mesmerizing birds. Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans. This email was sent to If you are no longer interested you can unsubscribe instantly [unsubscribe].

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