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Our chief disciplinarian on recent events at Charles Towne Landing. Having trouble viewing this email? Click here <>. "North Jackson High School" <> To the powerful warriors of North Jackson High School: Just as our pilgrim forefathers ventured to Charles Towne Landing <>, so did our recent field trip channel the uncertainty, visual horrors and grotesque sexual diseases of yore. These troubling events have forced me to remind you that each and every foul decision you make represents North Jackson <>. Field trips are not a time for shenanigans — they are a time for deep, concentrated, learning (even with a horse's ass like Mr. Hayden). These trips are NOT a right — they are a privilege <> not intended for those who act like young savages. Especially around our more sensitive educators, like Ms. Snodgrass, who I’d like to give a special shout out <> to. She’s not only a talented English teacher, but a female who’s opinion I value when choosing gifts, specifically of an equestrian nature. In closing, I’ll remind any student who went on the trip, you are not allowed to talk about the trip <>. To anyone. Ever. Yours in school spirit, "Neal Gamby, Vice Principal, North Jackson High" <> To ensure HBO NOW news always reaches your inbox, add <> to your address book. "HBO Now YouTube" <> "HBO NOW Twitter" <> "HBO NOW Facebook" <> "HBO NOW Instagram" <> Email settings <> | Opt-out <> | Privacy Policy <> 1100 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10036 © 2016 Home Box Office, Inc. All Rights Reserved. HBO and related channels and service marks are the property of Home Box Office, Inc.

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